People who say 'pacific' when they mean 'specific'. Grates on my senses like fingernails on a blackboard.
I know stupid android keyboard. 99% of my posts are written on it and the "y" is right where the auto complete for "the" is.
"Absolutely" when "yes" would do, or "certainly", or anything but "abso-f*cking-lutely" Anyone over the age of 12 responding with "Cool" to mean they are thankful or pleased. "Baby/child on board" signs in cars - what purpose are they apart from a smug two-fingers to the childless? Also "Princess...", "Cheeky monkey...", "Grandchild...."
Starting a sentence or statement with "To tell you the truth". 1) Am I meant to think that everything else they say is a lie? 2) It nearly always means that they are about to spout bulls**t.
Totally and utterly THIS !!!! As well as mixing up 'there', 'their' and 'they're' Along with saying the letter 'aitch' as 'haitch'......
Your and you're. Incorrect use of less and fewer (Tesco please note "5 items or less" is wrong, it is "5 items or fewer"). The incorrect use of eldest when the correct word should be elder. The common belief that any noun can be used as a verb. Some one on the radio today sad that "the newly formed international business would be headquartering in England". Headquartering!!!!