Official Talk Bollox Thread

[Super G Ted'inho]

I had some of my spine removed

#traineemod

Did you have some plates put in so you have to walk around like a robot?

 

[Tobes]

I had some of my spine removed

#traineemod

#anotherfuckingderail

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

#anotherfuckingderail

TBF, its more interesting than the thread topic

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Did you have some plates put in so you have to walk around like a robot?

No plates. A small cage with a spring to enlarge my spinal canal

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

#anotherfuckingderail

#derailsrus

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

No plates. A small cage with a spring to enlarge my spinal canal

I have a bit of a sore back at the moment.

 

[Tobes]

No plates. A small cage with a gate and a ****ing massive Alsatian to guard my anal canal

Sounds painful mate

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I have a bit of a sore back at the moment.

I've damaged the ligaments in my right hand so can't write or type without pain

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I have a bit of a sore back at the moment.

Swap?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I've damaged the ligaments in my right hand so can't write or type without pain

Swap?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

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[Super G Ted'inho]

Everton's priorities:

1) Stop Liverpool
2) Don't get relegated
3) Achievement something

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Everton's priorities:

1) Stop Liverpool
2) Don't get relegated
3) Achievement something

Arsenal's priorities:

4)
4)
4)

John Terry's Priorities:

Lisbon 24th May)
Lisbon 24th May)
Lisbon 24th May)

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Spoke to my mate earlier. In the press conference, Martinez said they'd be going all out for a win against citeh. At that juncture, they'll still be playing for CL football.

 

[jaffaSlot]

Spoke to my mate earlier. In the press conference, Martinez said they'd be going all out for a win against citeh. At that juncture, they'll still be playing for CL football.

The only positive is that they play before Arsenal. I still think it will be a walk in the park for City though.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Arsenal's priorities:

4)
4)
4)

John Terry's Priorities:

1) Mrs. Hazard
2) Mrs. Mourinho
3) Mrs. Cole
4) Mrs. Ivanovic

Fixed...


Maureen's priorities:

1) Stare in the mirror all day
2) Wind up people he hates
3) Wind up people he is indifferent to
4) Wind up people he likes

 

[The IncREDibles]

I have stuck £50 on city in the hope of jinxing them, as my gambling record is pretty lousy

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

i have stuck £50 on city in the hope of jinxing them, as my gambling record is pretty lousy

good man.

 

[Klopp's Mannschaft]

I'm going to watch this game; every time I watch City, Toure, the supposed world class midfielder, has a stinker and looks lazy. Hopefully he continues

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I have stuck £50 on city in the hope of jinxing them, as my gambling record is pretty lousy

You going to burn the winnings too?