Oh Dear....

[Crystal Pulis]

.....all this nonsense talk of our staff spying on you....clutching at straws much?
How must you feel?
Discuss.

 

[Bob the slob]

.....all this nonsense talk of our staff spying on you....clutching at straws much?
How must you feel?
Discuss.

Hi CP - Pulis would have been a shoe in for manager of the season but his reputation with Premier League has been tarnished by Clutchingatstrawsgate. When the Premier League realises Cardiff would have beaten Palace and wiped out the goal deficit had GCHQ not been working for the Welsh (man) Lucky Red will be awarded the three points they would obviously have won, and they will be given 60 points compensation for the hurt suffered by Ole Gunnar-get-you-relegated, thereby realising their early season ambition of winning the league. (Some were actually saying they could win the league when the came up.)

Look forward to playing Palace next season. (cheers - not Ukip)

 

[Crystal Pulis]

Hi CP - Pulis would have been a shoe in for manager of the season but his reputation with Premier League has been tarnished by Clutchingatstrawsgate. When the Premier League realises Cardiff would have beaten Palace and wiped out the goal deficit had GCHQ not been working for the Welsh (man) Lucky Red will be awarded the three points they would obviously have won, and they will be given 60 points compensation for the hurt suffered by Ole Gunnar-get-you-relegated, thereby realising their early season ambition of winning the league. (Some were actually saying they could win the league when the came up.)

Look forward to playing Palace next season. (cheers - not Ukip)

Hahaha.
Brilliant!
Well said Bob.

 

[aberdude]

this is a right little rave up by 2 swamp rats hey........

cheesy quavers ew

[video=youtube;W5fFJG5v8VI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W5fFJG5v8VI[/video]

 

[aberdude]

bob the knob you could meet up with crystal the ultra and bang your drums together, you could even wave a few union jacks around and all that woyal wobble bollocks.

 

[Crystal Pulis]

bob the knob you could meet up with crystal the ultra and bang your drums together, you could even wave a few union jacks around and all that woyal wobble bollocks.

You're about as funny as an orphanage on fire.

EDIT: - I put this post of his you deleted back up Sheepey so others can judge the clown.

 

[blueturk the cat]

.....all this nonsense talk of our staff spying on you....clutching at straws much?
How must you feel?
Discuss.

No !
Lets discuss you....
You get home late after a Monday night out again 12ish (alone again), had far too much shandy and went straight to the keyboard to take out your anger (for having failed to pull again) on strangers who have already discussed this topic to death.

 

[Oldsparkey]

CP - I'm going to close this thread of yours as it brings nothing to the forum other than to provoke. When you say "discuss", what you really mean is argue.

I'll leave it up for what it's worth for others to read, but any more like this and I'll just delete them without an explanation.