Spygate 2

[Crystal Pulis]

Cacha bant ti pen pidyn ac ol eich bys bawd allan o'ch din

Stop typing.
You're obviously pissed!

 

[aberdude]

please sir mods can crystal be gagged like a conservative MP at the eton boys club annual torture and **** fest meet up.........give him the full borris Johnson please.

 

[Ccfc4ever]

Big whoop.
That's English for you're fukced.
By the way.

No, you're ****ed is english for you're ****ed, this is why we have schools and an education system

 

[Ccfc4ever]

Aber you speak welsh please translate my post because i'm drunk apparently

 

[aberdude]

your saying what a nice chap crystal could be but on times he`s 100% a w.an.ker

 

[Crystal Pulis]

Aber you speak welsh please translate my post because i'm drunk apparently

I didn't understand that either.
Lack of punctuation.
Problee.

 

[Crystal Pulis]

your saying what a nice chap crystal could be but on times he`s 100% a w.an.ker

Well that's wrong fer starters cos I'm always 100% a ****a.
I make it my business to be so.
No other way will do. Especially when one is dealing with *spit* non-English.

 

[aberdude]

this fella is pushing for the dumbest not606 visitor of the year at this rate..........

congrats in advance crystal

 

[Crystal Pulis]

this fella is pushing for the dumbest not606 visitor of the year at this rate..........

congrats in advance crystal

I'm pushing you a close second though ain't I?

 

[aberdude]

what is real English mongrel?

 

[Crystal Pulis]

what is real English mongrel?

Read that back and then present it to me coherently.

 

[aberdude]

nos da boring Essex fella.....c u bright and early.

 

[Crystal Pulis]

Essex? We're South East Londoners.
Wadda you? Simple?

 

[aberdude]

being a bright Essex lad, im sure you can figure it out its not exactly rocket science hey?........but if you do need help don't ask your old man hell never get it either, so I be back in the morning for the answer for ew.

 

[Crystal Pulis]

being a bright Essex lad, im sure you can figure it out its not exactly rocket science hey?........but if you do need help don't ask your old man hell never get it either, so I be back in the morning for the answer for ew.

You're still not speaking English are you?
I don't think you're even speaking welsh.
Fukc knows what you're speaking but it definitely ain't Finnish.

 

[aberdude]

im not talking about your club im talking about you bro, you my son is an Essex boy I can smell you a mile off>>>>>>>>>>>>apart from that, the fact there isnt no cockney hardly left in London may give it away.

 

[aberdude]

im off for a johnny cash............that's welsh cockney for im off for a slash........slash must dash your talking lots of trash.

in other words im off 2bed butty

 

[Crystal Pulis]

im not talking about your club im talking about you bro, you my son is an Essex boy I can smell you a mile off>>>>>>>>>>>>apart from that, the fact there isnt no cockney hardly left in London may give it away.

Well I think I understood the cockerknee bit. Us South Londoners aren't cockneys. That's East Londoners and parts of North London.
The rest of your post....well I'm fukced if I know what it meant.

 

[Crystal Pulis]

im off for a johnny cash............that's welsh cockney for im off for a slash........slash must dash your talking lots of trash.

in other words im off 2bed butty

Good for you.
I hope that's a nice comfy cardboard box you've got there.

 

[DaiJones]

what is real English mongrel?

They be Angles, they be (German)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angles