Mouser Watch #2

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Real Madrid are plotting a record-breaking £90m bid for Liverpool striker Luis Suarez, 27, in the summer.
(Source: caughtoffside)


...and so the tapping up starts!

'Pool do not stand a cat in hell's chance of holding on to Goofy.

The one big consolation for Mousers, though, is that, unlike Bale, there's no way Goofy will have another season like this, so they may just as well get rid and cash in, now.

C'mon HIAG, caughtoffside ... really? <laugh>
 
If it is coming, let us enlighten the Poool on how it goes ...

1. Weeks of incessant state-sponsored La Marca muppetry, aided and
abetted by morons in the UK "sporting press" .

2. Intermingled with get Real Madrid c**ts like Zidane saying Suarez
has to leave to progress to the 'next level' etc.

3. When the damage is done and the player is turned, insulting transfer
payment terms that make DFS interest-free terms look like Wonga.com .
 
But bale wanted to fight for titles and play in the CL. We satisfy Suarez' needs.

Only if he wants to, though.

If he goes to Real, he satisfy their needs, too. If he goes to Chavs, or Arsenal, or Everton, he'll satisfy their needs, too. If he came to us, we'd walk the title.

What I'm saying is, he's not at 'Pool to win titles... he's at 'Pool and so 'Pool wins titles.

See the difference? Surely, your delusions cannot blind you to that truth?
 
Only if he wants to, though.

If he goes to Real, he satisfy their needs, too. If he goes to Chavs, or Arsenal, or Everton, he'll satisfy their needs, too. If he came to us, we'd walk the title.

What I'm saying is, he's not at 'Pool to win titles... he's at 'Pool and so 'Pool wins titles.

See the difference? Surely, your delusions cannot blind you to that truth?

Even the Madrid monkey couldn't get your sorry lot anywhere near that.
 
If Marca get on the case, then you'll know that Real are genuinely interested...if there's to be a tapping up campaign, it will start in the next few weeks.
 
Going to a Spanish speaking country, culturally familiar, warmer, better place to live.......not to mention the inflated wages. That's before you consider winning titles and the prestige of the club.
 
"If Marca get on the case, then you'll know that Real are genuinely interested"

Of course. They are the state-sponsored mouthpiece of get real Madrid.
 
Oh that is classic Suarez. They were taking the pee out of it on MOTD2 too. :)
It only takes one ref to start dishing out cards for antics like that to sort it out.
 
They tell me the Mousers fans are so happy they are all going to have their teeth pulled a little so they can look like Suarez!
 
"If Marca get on the case, then you'll know that Real are genuinely interested"

Of course. They are the state-sponsored mouthpiece of get real Madrid.


A scandalous accusation, which I'm sure is completely denied by both Real & Marca. Yes, of course they are, it's the biggest open secret in Spain...