Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[Red Hadron Collider]

Hello ****wits. My broken back thread has sunk and I can't be arsed bumping it.

The recent Cheese lodger has left his berth in the rat-infested barn for new pastures. He now only comes in early on Thursdays when the lines are cleaned and there is free ale from what's been pumped through.

More amusingly, Denice has sparked off a business relationship with two smackhead industrial shop-lifters. They come in, take orders and then disappear to return later with the requested hot goods. This often happens twice a day. We're not just talking razor blades and perfume here. They recently turned up with two brand new benches. One for a mate of mine and one for the slag robbing barmaid. At about 12.20 pm on Sunday, a bloke walked in (pissed or drugged) and started screaming about a brand new bench which had been robbed out of his garden. Sadly, I had to leave before the denouement to get up to the Grange for the match. I'll keep you posted

 

[Tobes]

Sounds like a charming establishment that place.

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

Hello ****wits. My broken back thread has sunk and I can't be arsed bumping it.

The recent Cheese lodger has left his berth in the rat-infested barn for new pastures. He now only comes in early on Thursdays when the lines are cleaned and there is free ale from what's been pumped through.

More amusingly, Denice has sparked off a business relationship with two smackhead industrial shop-lifters. They come in, take orders and then disappear to return later with the requested hot goods. This often happens twice a day. We're not just talking razor blades and perfume here. They recently turned up with two brand new benches. One for a mate of mine and one for the slag robbing barmaid. At about 12.20 pm on Sunday, a bloke walked in (pissed or drugged) and started screaming about a brand new bench which had been robbed out of his garden. Sadly, I had to leave before the denouement to get up to the Grange for the match. I'll keep you posted

**** me, this is better than any of those ****ty soaps she watches.

 

[jenners04]

i know you like to gossip rhc but be careful with what you post mate, this is in the public domain mate and can be seen by all.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

denice can't read.


i am imagining a scene with rhc in a body cast trying to wheel out of the way some oap going mad about a bench while denice throws pint glasses in thier general direction

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

i know you like to gossip rhc but be careful with what you post mate, this is in the public domain mate and can be seen by all.

Thanks for the heads-up but I can't deprive you all of this quality

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

denice can't read.


i am imagining a scene with rhc in a body cast trying to wheel out of the way some oap going mad about a bench while denice throws pint glasses in thier general direction

She's not arsed about footie

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Sounds like a charming establishment that place.

You must come over for a few beers. We even get 5 or 6 of you lot in there

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

garden bench i was on about that were stolen? i thought she'd throw a pint glass at anyone at any moment

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

garden bench i was on about that were stolen? i thought she'd throw a pint glass at anyone at any moment

She actually seems to have calmed down a bit. I'm keeping a low profile as that's all I can manage at the moment

 

[Garlic Klopp]

http://www.pubsgalore.co.uk/pubs/3816/

according to the above review Denise is a lovely lady

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

http://www.pubsgalore.co.uk/pubs/3816/

according to the above review Denise is a lovely lady

Mandy Cooke (who wrote the review) is her niece

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

http://www.pubsgalore.co.uk/pubs/3816/

according to the above review Denise is a lovely lady

Mandy Cooke (who wrote the review) is her niece

great place to visit the landlady is friendly makes you feels welcome and will always welcome you with a smile .denice is a funny loving character a must for all who wants a good night out.a great atmosphere well done thank you for a great night denice


This confirms it, RHC is full of ****

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

great place to visit the landlady is friendly makes you feels welcome and will always welcome you with a smile .denice is a funny loving character a must for all who wants a good night out.a great atmosphere well done thank you for a great night denice


This confirms it, RHC is full of ****

Too true. I'm constipated with all the morphine

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Too true. I'm constipated with all the morphine

there's a thread for that

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

there's a thread for that

You started it

 

[BCR]

So in all this, who is the geordie with the great pair of baps?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

You started it

#mydadsbiggerthanyours

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

You must come over for a few beers. We even get 5 or 6 of you lot in there

I didn't realise Everton had that many fans.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

So in all this, who is the geordie with the great pair of baps?

Denice