Rumours circulating in Liverpool....

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Anyone have an 'Idiots guide to Wumming' please?

Matth didn't answer his PM <grr>
 
Skylarker* said:
Anyone have an 'Idiots guide to Wumming' please?
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1. Support a team that is not your local club.
2. Profess a soft spot for at least 2 other clubs that play in the same league. Spend a lot of time interacting with their fans.
3. Create a twitter account, and source all your threads from here. Not everyone is as fortunate as you to have all of Twitterdom at your fingertips with it's wealth of knowledge. Share this with your friends, enlighten them and broaden their horizons.
4. Tear apart any fan of a club that is not one of your 3 favourite clubs.
#KEY: Do not worry about logical or consistent arguments. Creative insults and sheer weight of posts are the key here. The more creative the better. For inspiration, google the word "tw(a)tfish".
5. Be passionate. It's all about the last match. If your team wins, everyone is world class. If you lose, demand change at all levels of the club. This is your right as a fan, do not be denied! Again, see part #KEY above.


Just kidding guys. No tw(a)tfishes were harmed in the making of this guide <peacedove>
 
Sir Tennisball said:
1. Support a team that is not your local club.
2. Profess a soft spot for at least 2 other clubs that play in the same league. Spend a lot of time interacting with their fans.
3. Create a twitter account, and source all your threads from here. Not everyone is as fortunate as you to have all of Twitterdom at your fingertips with it's wealth of knowledge. Share this with your friends, enlighten them and broaden their horizons.
4. Tear apart any fan of a club that is not one of your 3 favourite clubs.
#KEY: Do not worry about logical or consistent arguments. Creative insults and sheer weight of posts are the key here. The more creative the better. For inspiration, google the word "tw(a)tfish".
5. Be passionate. It's all about the last match. If your team wins, everyone is world class. If you lose, demand change at all levels of the club. This is your right as a fan, do not be denied! Again, see part #KEY above.


Just kidding guys. No tw(a)tfishes were harmed in the making of this guide <peacedove>
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Its all an act hes been wumming us for years! Secret Liverpool fan!!
 
Yet another thicko who has wasted a lot of my taxes in so called education, can't even spell NEW as in unused, but prefers knew, as in knowledge. Jesus, what a moron
 
Sir Tennisball said:
1. Support a team that is not your local club.
2. Profess a soft spot for at least 2 other clubs that play in the same league. Spend a lot of time interacting with their fans.
3. Create a twitter account, and source all your threads from here. Not everyone is as fortunate as you to have all of Twitterdom at your fingertips with it's wealth of knowledge. Share this with your friends, enlighten them and broaden their horizons.
4. Tear apart any fan of a club that is not one of your 3 favourite clubs.
#KEY: Do not worry about logical or consistent arguments. Creative insults and sheer weight of posts are the key here. The more creative the better. For inspiration, google the word "tw(a)tfish".
5. Be passionate. It's all about the last match. If your team wins, everyone is world class. If you lose, demand change at all levels of the club. This is your right as a fan, do not be denied! Again, see part #KEY above.


Just kidding guys. No tw(a)tfishes were harmed in the making of this guide <peacedove>
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