...they're talking on Radio Scotland news about banning e-cigarettes because there are ****s saying they encourage smoking. Whit the ****. Apparently the problem is that e-ciggies look too much like actual cigarettes. Also, the problem is that e-ciggies that don't look like cigarettes encourage wonder among children who will therefore go on to e-ciggies and then onto cigarettes. Eh? This country is full of ****in pussies. Am angry and am ****in leavin
They got banned ages ago. Apparently the average kid only had to eat one and he'd be on 20 Bensons per day within a week.
There's talk of a ban on bottle shaped sweets too (fizzy coke etc) as they encourage kids to drink alcohol.
I, for one, support the government's attempts to stop youngsters becoming addicts like Gambol. Remember kids, kissing Gambol is like kissing an old ashtray.
When I was a school-nipper, I used to get my ***s from Holland&Barrett. They were stinky herbal things, but I could swipe loads while my mate enquired about the nutritional value of the Bombay Mix. I still smoke in public places. I have a cupped-hand roll-up on trains, in football grounds, at the shops, and no one ever notices. If they did, I'd just claim insanity.
Yes, what is going on here ? if its childrens wellbeing we are trying to protect then get the banhammer onto Werthers Originals.
Don't upset yourself Gambol. It's not so much a Scottish thing, more of a stupid people thing. There are lots more stupid people than Scots, although some would argue that the majority are one and the same...
Ecigs rule. They stop people smoking, yet workplaces and public places are trying to ban them. I blame the tobacco industry. It is run by people like Blofeld and Hitler.
