Chris Martin

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johnnywarksmoustache

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Jan 24, 2011
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Was he a dirty bastard when he played for you or has he just developed this side of his game since he joined Derby?

When he wasn't throwing himself to the floor last night he was kicking 10 bells of 5hite out of our players! Perhaps he wanted to cause a serious injury to one of ours being an ex budgie and all that! He was a bloody disgrace last night but no matter we won in the end!
 
He hates Ipswich and is proving himself to be one of the best players in the lower leagues this season.
 
not an untypical reaction, walters springs to mind recently

i'd read martin was having a good season though, the nasties a-side
 
Was he a dirty bastard when he played for you or has he just developed this side of his game since he joined Derby?

When he wasn't throwing himself to the floor last night he was kicking 10 bells of 5hite out of our players! Perhaps he wanted to cause a serious injury to one of ours being an ex budgie and all that! He was a bloody disgrace last night but no matter we won in the end!

MOTM performance then.
 
Just split up with Gwyneth Paltrow as well, must be devastated

On a complete tangent, a few years back, there was a game on Never Mind the Buzzcocks where you had to describe the name you saw. Chris Martin of Coldplay came up and one of the panellist said "He plays up front for Norwich". I thought it was genius but no one on the show seemed to get it...