Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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Gonzo...

You need to give it its own thread or something, its going to get lost in here.
 
He's been working on missing plane theories and must be about ready to go by now. :D

That has gone nuts this morning with people being taken away by police and family members storming the building.

Hijacked by the CIA, flown to the Bermuda Triangle by Yeti then spirited off to the Pleiades by shape-shifting aliens disguised as the Royal Family, there to be brainwashed by the Illuminati and sent back to Earth to rule for a thousand years and make our beer go flat.

Think I've nailed it.
 
Hijacked by the CIA, flown to the Bermuda Triangle by Yeti then spirited off to the Pleiades by shape-shifting aliens disguised as the Royal Family, there to be brainwashed by the Illuminati and sent back to Earth to rule for a thousand years and make our beer go flat.

Think I've nailed it.

That all sounds too simple. :D
 
Hijacked by the CIA, flown to the Bermuda Triangle by Yeti then spirited off to the Pleiades by shape-shifting aliens disguised as the Royal Family, there to be brainwashed by the Illuminati and sent back to Earth to rule for a thousand years and make our beer go flat.

Think I've nailed it.

You forgot the double agent part involving Nessie <ok> Apparently her real name is Lok Nesstrovski Monsterovich and she's been spying on us for years from her deep water lair <yikes>