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Building Collapse in Harlem

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    One time in Boston, I went to one of those street vans that sell burgers, frankfurters and other assorted heart-diseases. I ordered a pastrami sandwich, but as I was waiting I noticed an old blood-stained plaster in the tray of pickles. I pointed out the offending item to the van owner and then promptly cancelled my order. As I walked away, disgusted, he called out to me, 'Hey, limey, what's the problem? It's not like you're having the pickles...'

    God Bless America.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    "The word on the street" was his phrase I believe, or am I thinking of some other itchy trigger?
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    Thank God no helicopters were hurt in the incident
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Tha wurd on that street holmes <ok>
     
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  5. gas

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    How long before the White House finds an Islamic country to blame?

    Iran has been overdue some cruise missile action.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Then we will see how much of an itchy trigger Obama is.

    Or if he is just a choc ice.
     
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  8. Hash.

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    dont worry about the damage in harlem the celebs will raise funds in a big concert ... miley cyrus twerking and jay z flapping those camel lips and all will good in the hood .
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

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    The DA's office will be all over Captain Dobey's ass over this one.
     
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  10. Null

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    and it was no ones Vault ...
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I was going to think of a pun but I can't be hovered
     
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  12. User Deleted

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    I fear this thread is going to be propelled into a pun fest now :(
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    I don't think it's a laughing matter making fun of the dead and I for one will leave a rose in Spanish Harlem,
     
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  14. THFC6061

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    Lovely to see that Islamic Jihad were quick to take responsibility for the building collapse in Harlem.

    What nice people they are!
     
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  15. monacoger

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    I have to say I didn't understand most of those puns, mainly because I don't know what **** black songs you are on about(no pun intended or even inferred/implied)
     
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  16. Baw Claw

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    I heard it was a cabal of Wall Street Jewish bankers hell bent on destroying black jazz music.
     
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