Have googled Ms Valance and found out why I don't know her. I'm an adult and as such never watch childrens' programs like 'Neighbours', I leave that to kids. PS How do you know her? And Valance, isn't that something you drape over a bed? Aaahhh, now I see.
The Man protests too much. Given your advancing years how much longer do you have to serve on the penal colony?