Russell Brand is ****ing crap, like that other Russell,.....howard. ...who the **** told that squinteyed twat he was funny?
You are obviously too old and prudish to find Russell Brand funny, so instead you like Peter Kay and his woeful jokes such as just saying garlic bread. Karl Pilkington is the funniest Northerner
****, Russell Crowe's a Leeds fan. Still a bit of a **** bastard though. And Brand can shag Katy Perry all he likes, he still sounds like a ****ing woman with his sickly Essex voice.
Jen... My mate owned a restaurant in hythe by Southampton.. The locals were on a par with any of the knuckle dragging inbreds from Pompey. . I'm not from the east midlands either.. They're all ****s who say eh up me duck.. An deserve to have their legs chopped off then beaten to death with their severed limbs..
That must mean you're one of the washed-up Brummie yamyams from the West Midlands then. Though I won't begrudge you that quote in your sig, superb bit of Quentin right there.
I seriously hope you weren't referring to me as a dee-dar...... which is the name for the dirty Sheffield dog-botherer's???
hythe is the other side of southampton water. people down there are mutated from all the crap coming out of the power station down at fawley. or theyre new forest/bournemouth freaks.
