Best proposal idea ever: Take a piece of broken glass... super glue it to a silicoln cock ring. Wear cockring under clothes. Say "hey baby, got something for you, why don't you get on your knees." When she pulls your pants down say "surprise!!! Will you marry me?" / I bought my wife a bidet for v day this year... no really... actually a bidet kit for the toilet... I'm a genius! // joke gift obviously
I got the MILF. Although not sure that counts because she will never really be my girlfriend. #onlyinherhead
So I've been lax for 11 years? I really should spend more time in your bedroom waggling my finger saying "don't do that." This is number 3? Or previously had 3. We've got 3. Easier to adapt from 2 to 3 than it was 1 to 2. 4 wouldn't fit in my car so we had to stop.
This is number three. Don't know if you get the advert over in yankland but all three have happened since decorated the bedroom red
Yeah your dogs a lot smaller, you posted a pic of him on here ages ago That ad really does sum it up for you then
He looks a good lad Do not let Eric see that pic, he has a thing for dogs! What is he? Jack Russell and something else?
Jack Russell x Yorkshire Terrier. Good? Well that's a butter wouldn't melt moment He's a little batard most of the time, pisses and ****s at will (if you call your kitchen floor Will that is) and gets too aggressive when playing with him (but not the kids so he knows). He can be good too though, he does sit, paws (left, right and both), lies down, stays, doesn't run off when off the lead, etc.
