Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A supermarket customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in Toys R Us."
No bad mate until Sunday then the ****ing rain came.Mud everywhere and the woman covered up Never going again,Glastonbury everytime for me.
Sad thing is it's true. How on earth do the Irish have such a stranglehold on stupidity genes. They really are as thick as mince and low quality mince at that
All the good ones left to start new lives in America, Canada etc. All that were left behind were the genetically inferior dregs such as sword etc.
I posted this yesterday evening but you all appeared to miss it: Sean Murphy blasts finger off with shotgun trying to remove wart Case closed I think.
The Irish expect it. I think they even beg us to mock them. Thats why we have so many irish comedians in this country
