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Nightmare dream

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by crocarno, Jan 29, 2014.

  1. crocarno

    crocarno Member

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    Having just started recovering from the sleepless nights of worrying if Mata will leave and, assuming he does, hoping upon hope that it isn't to Man United (well, that didn't go as I planned), I had what started out as a very pleasant dream last night.....

    I was at the game tonight (dreaming in the future) and after a very tight first half where we had to keep getting the ball off the roof from the West Ham Hoof-ball, we came out really strong in the second half and scored 4 quick goals - even one from Salah (who I don't even think is in the UK yet?).


    With 15 minutes to go, the game well and truly wrapped up, Oscar came off to rapturous applause for his hat-trick. As he high-fived Jose, Oscar slipped and broke his ankle - out for the rest of the season, with no Mata to fill back in!

    On a more cheery note, it's not raining anymore.
     
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  2. angelordevil

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    LOL bet you were glad to wake up. I think Jose said Salah gets here today so no he won't be playing.

    It's still pissing down here.
     
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  3. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Well got the first part right lol
     
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  4. Breakingbad14

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    The nightmare has come true. Jose has given United their world class player and already regretting it. United has been transformed. <ok>
     
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  5. GazFormidable

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    Hahaha no wonder you've piped up. Big part of your season last night hitting the 40 point mark. Should be safe now.
     
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  6. bluemoon2

    bluemoon2 Well-Known Member

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    If we had to donate a point to anyone it had to be the poor old Hammers! Record number of shots (39) since 2003 without a goal. Hammers had 1! As they say--its a funny old game!
     
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  7. Chelsea Pensioner

    Chelsea Pensioner Well-Known Member

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    Just as well the Hammers 1 shot didn't go in BM2, wouldn't have been so funny then !!!!
    What I did think was a tad funny was us being accused of using "Battering Ram " tactics to score, instead of guile and skill.
    Blimey, Hazard, Oscar and Willian combined only weigh about 5 stone dripping wet, they couldn't batter down a dunny door with a sledge hammer !!!!!
     
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  8. GazFormidable

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    Well....<laugh>
     
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  9. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Give Mata time, you can't expect him to do everything
     
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  10. CPofL KTBFFH

    CPofL KTBFFH New Member

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    Square peg in a round hole is Mata at ManU. Either they use him centrally and lose Rooney there or use him wide and he's not as effective. 37.1m for a player that upsets their balance....mind you, Ronaldo, Messi and Falcoa wouldn't help whilst Moyes is there.
     
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  11. DferPolarBear

    DferPolarBear Well-Known Member

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    It's raining again.
     
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