Calm down, the senile old bastards who run CI just forgot to set up the Direct Debit to pay for the domain. Once they've rummaged down the back of their piss stained sofa for some change, they'll be back and wowing us all with their exclusives and breaking news items.
Ian Waterson is a senile old bastard, is he? He's too decent a bloke to smack you on the ****ing nose for that affront, but I'd glady do it on his behalf.
Whoah mate, easy....... Why so incandescent? Look, you and I haven't always seen eye to eye, but feel free to PM me and I'll do my best to offer you some sort of advice to 'talk you down'. All I ask is that you think about it..... don't be proud.
What? How is that even possible? I'd like to see them now too! Maybe they've been moved by a supermod to a special area for study?
Look ladies, if it's a struggle, just ask. We can whip a bucket round and collect a few quids to save CI.