put this thread on GC, thought id post it here too: Now I know everyone on here pretends they're not on it. Personally I don't believe any of you ****s. I ****ing hate the majority of the people I'm friends with on there. They are unashamed attention seeking ****s. There is so much I hate about it I feel compelled to make a thread about the ****s on there. 1. ****s that check into the gym. Absolute ****ers. I don't give a **** if it legs and back night. I equally don't care that after doing a check in at the gym they further update it to say they can't feel their legs. ****ers of the highest order. 2. ****s that make cryptic status's in the hope people post and say are you ok. ****ers just tell the world you've had your child benefit stopped rather than comment that you will pm them. If it's ****ing private keep it that way. ****ers. 3. Boasters. They can all die. Their lives are clearly so meaningless they feel the need to share every tiny moderately good thing that happens to them in the vein attempt to feel better about themselves. 4. Pictures of babies. ****ers the. People commenting ahh they look beautiful. They have your eyes. No they don't. They look ****ing hideous. Their either fat ginger or both resemble a cabbage patch doll and don't look vaguely like the mother of father. 5. People that are in to extreme sports. Such as surfing, climbing snow boarding. Don't get me wrong I like these past times. But in doing them I don't revert into some nonce using the jargon from said sport. Like I'm going to shred the mountain??**** YOU and your shredding. Does doing these activities mean you have to talk like a dick? 6. The traveller. ****s who are permanently on holiday. And post things like you haven't lived til you travel some **** Peruvian mountain. The only Peruvian mountain I'd want to scale is the white stuff then **** myself Beale style for 4 days. Has anyone noticed these useless ****ers that travel constantly usually have a **** job never to out and do anything fun they just annually **** off feeding goats in some country the Americans should bomb. ****ers 7. Photos of dinner. By all means add a photo of your dinner if it's good. I can't be arsed seeing your **** attempt at a roast dinner using ready made Yorkshire puddings and a bag of frozen veg. ****ers. 8. Endless ****ing selfies. If you want to out photos on get someone to take rather than a pic of you pouting whilst in a pub toilet. **** YOU. Pouting in itself deserves it's own itemised point really. 9. Music sharers. I don't care what form of trance or other such ****e you're listening too whilst no doubt doing something ultra cool like read a magazine. So these people honestly think they are defined by their music? That it in some way makes them look cool to the wider audience? 10. People asking for recommendations on something, or the telephone number for somewhere, you know the type. 'Has anyone ever been to that Michelin star restaurant in Birmingham' purely to illicit comments
Martin Tyler, especially when he commentates on United games, he goes quiet when we score but when the opposition score, he goes mental, i haven't seen him shout for a goal from us since Macheda's goal against Aston Villa in 2009.
Anyone who has a bookface account & uses it daily to 'inform' their 'friends' (yeah right) what boring ****e is going on in their facile, meaningless & unfulfilled existence.
Biggest hate. I'd much rather it snowed than rained! Judging by your red bar Tobes, I'm guessing you had an altercation with astrotwat?
Yes mate, the fat t**t has been negging me every time I own him. I often leave him a nice message on his profile page to say thank you
Yep, if he was even the slightest bit humorous, I'd laugh about it, but the mere fact that he actually values it, makes him a proper sad twat.
