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Mouser Watch #2

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Explains why we've been so **** in the first half today, then. <laugh>
     
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  2. Having just witnessed one of the worst first halves of football ever played by a Spurs team, I can well believe that!

    We have been shambolic, so far, against Palace.
     
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  3. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    You bastards <ok> <laugh>
     
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  4. 'Pool in 6th, as the table currently stands!

    I'd say "business as usual" but for the fact that they are one place above United. Massive achievement for 'Pool, if they can keep it that way. <ok>
     
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  5. viceverse

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    And the fairytale continues for TinyTots, you miserable lot somehow seem to get all the luck in the world to get past relegation fodder.
    To even think you still in with a shot at top4, Absolutely Shocking indeed, seeing as how ****e you've been all season. Surely a Cosmological ****up.

    It's still not happening though. You should mostly probably finish where you're rightly SHOULD be. A lofty 8th placed finish.
     
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  6. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    So desperate and angry! <laugh> Don't worry, I'm sure that you'll beat lowly Stoke tomorrow and go back above us.
    Watch out for that thug that used to play for you, though. Adam will undoubtedly be out to get Suarez.
     
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  7. It's the sign of a truly great side that it can pull results out of the hat even when it is playing badly.

    I'm sure that someone like Shankley said something like that.

    Or perhaps it was Lawro.
     
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  8. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    After a season of upheaval and playing some of the most negative football seen at WHL for years, this evening Spurs find themselves 5th in the table, sitting above media darlings, title contenders and top 4 certainties, Liverpool.
     
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    Are you saying that despite us being the worst we have been for years, we are still above the red mousers in spite of us losing heavily to them.
     
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  10. humanbeingincroydon

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    We've even got a positive GD now!
     
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  11. Liverpool legend John Barnes believes the Reds do not have a strong enough squad to win the Premier League title, but says they may claim a top-four place.
    (Source: Sunday Mirror)

    <doh>
    Why do these ex-'Pool players keep bleating on about the bleeding obvious? I'm talking about the suggestion that 'Pool can win the title - every non-Mouser-loving pundit knew, right from the very start, that 'Pool was never in with a chance of ever winning the title.

    Top 4? Yes, I will concede that, this season, for the first time in a long time, 'Pool is in with a shout, but I think Everton will still finish above them, and I think we will finish above Everton. On the plus side, I believe that 'Pool probably has just enough to finish above United, this season.
     
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  12. Ryan Cowie: Every title-winning side need a slice of luck - HUGE one for Liverpool there!
    (deluded Mouser, tweeting on BBC Football Live)

    <doh>
    Title-winning side!
     
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  13. It was an exciting game for the neutral, today, but if I was a Mouser I'd be extremely worried about 'Pool's dreadful defence. Against the really good sides, like £ity, Chavs, Everton, and us, you'd be ripped apart.
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah but HIAG "We Score When We Want"

    Plus our best 2 defenders are out, when they're back and we're scoring for fun, watch out <ok>

    If we had decent wing backs we'd be unstoppable!

    P.S. funny how you put 'us' in there - we smashed you 5-0 at yours <laugh>
     
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  15. LucasPrime

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    Umm I think it was us who did the ripping apart. 5-0 at yours. Didn't city thump you too, you know the team that have only scored a few more goals than Liverpool, yet we narrowly lost 2-1 there.
     
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  16. Sharpe*

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    Bahahahah <ok>
     
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  17. I'm not saying we haven't made mistakes this season - of course, we have. But that was all under AVB. Under Sherwoodie, we've been on title-winning form.

    We've even got a positive goal-difference, now.
     
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  18. Did you notice, also, how I cunningly left out the Gunners?
     
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  19. Sir_Red

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    Like we ripped u apart 5nil? You're attack is so ****e that they couldn't get one measly goal against our "dreadful" defence. It's hard to Wum when you're wallowing bellow us HIAG
     
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  20. Wallowing...by a massive 2 points!
    <laugh>

    You're not so bad at wumming, yourself, there, Red.
    <ok>
     
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