Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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Gerrez said:
I've never been to America. I did pull a very fit bird whilst in Costa Del Sol when I was fifteen though. She was from London and a year younger than me. Visited her once, kept in touch for quite a while but then just drifted apart. Can't even remember her name now.

I'm still in touch with a girl I met in Ibiza about ten years ago who lives in Plymouth. Fair to say the mrs isn't impressed if she finds out I've been talking to her
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#dangerousgametoplay

<laugh>
 
Dirtyfrank said:
That reminds me of my mate. Asked an Aussie girl and her friend as they went to loo if they wanted cocktails, said yes, MISTAKE.

Mate bought two, used their camera to take pictures of him stirring them with his cock, put camera back.

Came back and he said "there you go girls stirred not shaken". Aussie , slightly confused at our laughter asked "did he not get that the wrong way around?"

Had to walk away......
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by far...... theeeeee..... best post ever posted in any forum...... ever.

epic. :D
 
On holiday over new year in center parcs no wi fi and limited 3g so wont be on much.

Gerrez I had a pm from the lovely smithy asking why he's banned what happened?
 
luvgonzo:5838821 said:
On holiday over new year in center parcs no wi fi and limited 3g so wont be on much.

Gerrez I had a pm from the lovely smithy asking why he's banned what happened?
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I had a PM too. I've answered already. Just the usual stuff but people have had enough of him <ok>
 
Happy new year, you red coat ****s. <ok>

Not sure what I have on deck, gym and then loads of alcohol, not sure if downtown or at a mate's with friends.
 
Hiya fellas finally sorted out the wifi here. Bloody love this place really chilled. Had a couple of bottles of Astro while the clan are in the pool going to watch a big firework display later and just keep drinkng.

If I don't get chance later have a good night and remember that I love you all. Big kiss and hugs luv.
 
Anyone watching come dine with me on channel4?

Razor Ruddock's on it, he's ****ing nuts, he welcomed his guests(Frank Worthington and Carlton Palmer)into his house bollock naked apart from an apron.<laugh>
 
Page_Moss_Kopite said:
Anyone watching come dine with me on channel4?

Razor Ruddock's on it, he's ****ing nuts, he welcomed his guests(Frank Worthington and Carlton Palmer)into his house bollock naked apart from an apron.<laugh>
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i am not the only sad ****er <diva>

Razor is a nut case though, love to invite him round for a few bevies, be a ****ing good laugh.
 
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