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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

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    This, I do agree with.

    Some researchers did a time and motion study of a few hundred top flight football matches, and discovered that the average amount of actual football played per game was something ridiculously low, like 60 minutes out of the 90, even with extra time, meaning that paying punters were being cheated out of a third of the action. Rugby-type time-keeping would solve this problem overnight. The initial problem, of course, will be that nearly every game will overrun by around 30 minutes, but I'm sure that will come down as players and managers get it into their thick skulls that time-wasting will bring them no profit.
     
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  2. Khedron

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    if footy changed to an in-play clock then games would have only 60 minutes of game time anyway 90 minutes of actual play is insane
     
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  3. SpursDisciple

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    I agree. We would have 65/70 mins per half.
     
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  4. deedub93

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    Why? rugby has 80 minutes and if you are playing in the pack it is non stop. 40 minutes of that is worth about 90 minutes on a football pitch.
     
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  5. Many things are "insane," my friend. Believing that man set foot on the Moon with the technology of an Armstrad computer but hasn't managed the feat in over 40 years since is insane. Believing that the USA is not controlled and run by Jewish bankers set on the utter destruction of Palestine whilst making a profit off the back of war is insane. Believing that we are the only intelligent life in a Universe of hundreds of trillions of stars is insane.

    But believing that professional athletes, paid many hundreds of thousands of pounds each and every year, should be able to play football for a full 90 minutes once in every week is most certainly not insane.
     
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  6. deedub93

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    Roy Rogers is going to be a bit miffed, Howard Webb, the well known Mancunian from Rotherham is refereeing Loserpool tomorrow. To top that Rotherham sounds a bit like Rotherhithe, which is a tunnel in London not very close to Stanford Bridge. Clearly there is some kind of conspiracy against the mice.
     
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  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    "Loserpool"

    Oh the pure irony.<laugh>
     
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  8. No conspiracy. Everyone really does want them to lose!
     
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  9. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Nah, I'd like them to draw. With Utd only 2 points behind them now, I'd sooner they take something off Chelsea
     
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  10. bigsmithy9

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    Was anyone watching the Cardiff game today?The cameras stayed on the Sunderland defender doing everything to the Cardiff forward for,well,almost 5 minutes.They were both spoken to by the ref twice so he saw it and just issued warnings.With a camera ref,there may have been a red card and a penalty!
    If it had happened outside the penalty area,without a doubt the ref would have issued a card.Why not inside the box?
    It's too weird and the FA needs to do something instead of sweet f.a.!
     
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    That would mean questioning the infallibility of the ref, or whichever sloblock excuse The FA are hiding behind this week.
     
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  12. Master Yoda

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    Not really, rugby players do 80 (and last play) minutes, and rugby is certainly much more demanding physically. Obviously some players move more than others - the back row and scrum half for example, but the fitness can't be too dissimilar, if at all.

    Rugby also requires constant mental concentration, as at a high level it's all about inducing a mistake or gap in the defence.

    I'd give the referee the help of a video ref. Don't think it would lessen any drama, or at least past a negligible amount. The 'try time' decisions in rugby are generally quite tense really.
     
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  13. The RDBD

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    "Not really, rugby players do 80 (and last play) minutes, and rugby is certainly much more demanding physically."

    I doubt that top flight rugby from KO to end of half is usually more than 46 mins elapsed time each half.
    And the physical aspect is tempered by the number of subs allowed, "blood" replacements etc.
     
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  14. Master Yoda

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    Have you ever played the game?

    Blood replacements are pretty out of the ordinary, they only happen when completely necessary.

    It's a lot more tiring to take constant physical contact + run, than just run after a ball.
     
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  15. The RDBD

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    "Have you ever played the game?"

    Yes. But that doesn't change my observations.
    Even with dead ball / injury stoppage, TMO etc, rugby does not drag into the mind-numbing
    time dilation of the NFL. Far from it.
     
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  16. Master Yoda

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    Agree, struggle with NFL quite often, which is a pity, trying to get into it.
     
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    Have you watched the England rugby team play in the last ten years? I've seen more mobility from Stonehenge!
     
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    Still takes it out of you if you are in the pack.
     
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  19. humanbeingincroydon

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    It takes a lot more out of you if you're watching it.
     
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  20. Adam Byrne: Liverpool's title hopes are fading away.
    (Tweet from a Mouser, on BBC Football website)

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    What ****ing title hopes? They never had any!

    Everton is the best side on Merseyside, as the table will demonstrate after today.
     
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