Says the captain of meltdowns, that was some meltdown you had last week. It seems your entire mental health is connected to whether United win or not, when they were losing you disappeared for the most part, with occasional spittle flinging meltdown cameos here and there. 4 wins against ****e and you are on the lighter meds again.
Liverpool 18 22 36
United 19 10 34
hmm, not much cause for meltdown there fistian

Good result tomorrow and it's 5 points.