Ot: Formula One

Is Jimmy Squarefoot Jimmy the Red from JA?

 

What happened mate?

Thanks for holding them up, I knew you were even before I saw as I got a fastest lap early on!

I spun by hitting Vettel, never got a pen which suprised me though

 

I was fighting with Hamilton, didn't hold them up very much as you'd caught up anyway. Was going to because I thought you would have a penalty

I did my second stop (didn't need to but said I would) and the pit crew said I would come out the pits in third. I came out in fourteenth

I got back up to seventh but then I got a penalty for the smallest tap ever. Race over so I totalled it!

 

Stupid pit crew

 

Ready when you are pal

 

Pushed too hard and was all over the place!

 

I spun

 

Oh dear


#pressure

 

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Beginnning of last lap

What happened t you?

I didnt hold up as A, you said not too and B, Id got a pen as well so was trying to create a lead, it was gong well until I smashed my nose off

Im pleased with how I raced though

 

I smashed the nose of and got a penalty on the first lap. Got back up to seventh but had picked up a second penalty along the way before spunning and taking the nose off again #quittage

 

You was in the lead for ages. If I'd known you had a penalty I'd had waiting for them to lap me and held them up

 

Whisper it quietly but im seeing an improvement quicker than expected on these brakes

 

Last three laps I was pushing it hard as I wanted that fastest lap, couldn't get it

Either pushing too hard or getting caught in traffic!

 

Need a better race here so there's only one thing for it; more Carlsberg!

 

good man,

Get as much down you as possible

 

Can you let me know the championship situation, I've not looked for a while. I must be low down, I've not finished at least four races

 

Press view standings on your screen

 

Hang on, bk in a sec need a piss

 

In case you didn't get the sarcasm...

 

True drivers piss in the car!