Xmas jumpers just scream "Look at me, i'm a pure character so I am".
****ers

What pattern have you got on yours dev?

I am a character Dan, I don't need no ****ey jumper![]()
If you have to make the ****s buy a jumper in order for them to give a few quid to charity, so ****ing what? They wouldn't have given that money otherwise, let them look pricks all day in a stupid jumper.
Gets the chicks gashes glistening 