If you have to make the ****s buy a jumper in order for them to give a few quid to charity, so ****ing what? They wouldn't have given that money otherwise, let them look pricks all day in a stupid jumper. If you have to show off the fact you're giving to charity then you deserve bad aids.
**** the lot of yez, got mine today & will be wearing it on Friday night. please log in to view this image
I had to waste £25 on a jumper in order to donate £1 last friday or the office bitches would have hacked me nadgers off. I asked if I could keep my dignity and simply donate £26 & got looks that shrivelled my old man to the size of Gambols finger. #Daftwhores
I'm such a moany old git that i'd probably rather the charity didn't get the money if it meant that we didn't have to put up with those grinning idiots .
There's 12 of us going out from the office for a 6 hour totally free binge, it was either look stoopid wearing a jumper or miss out on the free drink, when it comes to free drink some ****s will wear anything.
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That'll look ok with a couple of dollops of runny curry,a few Guinness splashes and a sizeable smattering of puke. It'll be alright on the night.