Is it just Belfast or has the amount of ****ers wearing these 'ironically' rocketed this year? 'Oh, look at me in my Jumper with snowflakes on it'. It's ****ing pish poor behaviour.
It was national xmas jumper day on Monday and we are being encouraged to wear one on Friday as part of thE Secret Santa day! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL
It didn't help that some bright spark ran a campaign last week to wear your Christmas jumper and donate £1 to save the children. Our office was full of them. I dount it will surprise anyone to learn that idonlt actually own one and have no intention of ever doing so. Sadly it appears that doing some form of physical exercise to raise money for charity has now been usurped by the "don't get off your arse but raise money by looking like a twat" geenration.
Not a ****in chance ... I finish on Friday and no ****ing way am I going out, getting a Xmas jumper and end up looking like soem student hipster ****! If any of the guys in here do it they shall be mocked until my throat is sore and my voice is hoarse!
I bet ****s went out and spent a score on a jumper to donate a pound to charity too The world's ****ed.
What's wrong with it? I don't see the issue, unless of course, you are a raging beelbot and you wish to pour scorn on such festivities. God bless the Jesus and merry Christmas to one and all.
I sometimes think that the co-ordinators of these Charity campaigns sit down and think "what more can we do to really piss off the section of the general public that sdoesnlt think it's acceptable to look like a cock in order to raise a few bob?". I guarantee there'll be a campaign for everyone to wear onesies next year and we'll all be cringing with embarrassment when the usual suspects in the office actually do it.
In Wangjuary when you don't wash your bellend for all January then donate to penal residue that gathers under the rigde at the bulbous end to the local Priests.
Is it permitted to give the nutsack a quick rub down with a moist flannel? I find that scrotal sweat can get a bit whiffy if allowed to accumulate more than a couple of days.
