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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Smerch, Dec 12, 2013.

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  1. Smerch

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    If Fernando had scored the same rate of league goals at Chelsea as he did with us, he would have scored 59.

    Instead he's scored 16.
     
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    Smerch, Dec 12, 2013
  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    F'kin ell smerch. It must be years since you last showed your face on here. <laugh>
     
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  3. Smerch

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    Haha well i head over here every so often
     
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  4. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    We sold them a knackered out ol' ladyboy <laugh>

    #bruno
     
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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Huh huh huh know what I mean 'arry.......fair enough to throw in a classic pantomime star on a thread about torres <laugh>
     
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  7. saintanton

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    He can't write very well.....:)
     
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  8. Sharpe*

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    Welcome back! And yes Torres really has nosedived.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    Is Smerch the real Stephen Merchant? We could have a celebrity poster. :D
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I read everything he says in Steve Merchant's voice. <ok>
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Aren't I enough for you?
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    You're strictly B list though saint a kind of Joey Essex celeb, Smerch would be a proper celeb. :D
     
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  13. saintanton

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    I have only a vague awareness of who Joey Essex is, mercifully. I'm much more important.
    Besides, I write all my own stuff- that Smerch bloke only copies off that other bloke.
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

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  15. luvgonzo

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    Good point you should be promoted to A list, maybe your status should be changed to A list celeb?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who's Stephen Merchant?
     
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  17. The artist JerryChristmas

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    Given the twitter rumour thread I'm now worried Rodgers might try and sign him back <yikes>
     
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  18. saintanton

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    Torres needs a kick, not a dick, up the arse.
     
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  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    <laugh> <ok> .
     
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  20. Zingy

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    People forget that he's now back to his best since the City game. <doh>
     
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