Squeaky bum time anyone ?

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Actually, the ****s can lock me up for my sad jokes. I could do with three months ****ing holiday, especially at the expense of the tax payer.

Will give you time to do your distance learning qualification on-line in your compact and bijou cell with all the fittings.

You'll come out much healthier than you went in as well.