Squeaky bum time anyone ?

[alwaysright]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-25290793

 

[Ciaran]

Mick would never give us up.

 

[monacoger]

Mick would never give us up.

For your sake, you had better hope he doesn't!

 

[Ciaran]

For your sake, you had better hope he doesn't!

You must break about 20 hate crime laws a day on here ya ****

 

[gas]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-25290793

I am glad I never posted any offensive comments about the dreadful helicopter accident in Glasgow. May the poor souls who lost their lives rest in eternal peace.

 

[monacoger]

You must break about 20 hate crime laws a day on here ya ****

.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

.

Not that I need to worry but me and Mon are in a different jurisdiction or does that matter

 

[monacoger]

Not that I need to worry but me and Mon are in a different jurisdiction or does that matter

I they claimed a while ago that they would hunt people worldwide for using terms like "fenian bastard" and "orange bastard" etc, not sure how they plan to do that though, surely they have no jurisdiction abroad? If they do, then I'm ****ed!

 

[monacoger]

In saying that, I didn't post anything against the helicoptor crash, I'm more of a racism and bigotry kind of guy!

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

And it wasnae me that posted those stupid 'jokes' on here. Someone stole my laptop for a few days, the ****s.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Lets all blame Tina, sorry Toby, he did it, yeah!

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Actually, the ****s can lock me up for my sad jokes. I could do with three months ****ing holiday, especially at the expense of the tax payer.

 

[gas]

I they claimed a while ago that they would hunt people worldwide for using terms like "fenian bastard" and "orange bastard" etc, not sure how they plan to do that though, surely they have no jurisdiction abroad? If they do, then I'm ****ed!

Whit

Is it unlawful to call a paddy a fenian bog trotting pope loving thick oirish smellybastard ?

Ah never knew that.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

God help Sickipedia then

 

[monacoger]

Whit

Is it unlawful to call a paddy a fenian bog trotting pope loving thick oirish smellybastard ?

Ah never knew that.

So they say, but I am pretty sure it does not apply to us though mate.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I wasn't aware of that terrible tragedy in Glasgow as I was in the Philippines at the time helping with the relief effort.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

I wasn't aware of that terrible tragedy in Glasgow as I was in the Philippines at the time helping with the relief effort.

Aye and I was ****ing as well.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I saw that earlier and I've already decided what to say in court:

We've had "moping paddy ****s" for historical issues, "moping scouse ****s" for everything from robbing corpses to dead chickens, "moping geordie ****s" for Speedgate, "moping cockney ****s" for the drummer who drums no more so it seemed most appropriate to use the phrase "moping scotch ****s" in light of this terrible helicopter versus pub tragedy in Glasgow, your honour.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Actually, the ****s can lock me up for my sad jokes. I could do with three months ****ing holiday, especially at the expense of the tax payer.

^^^^

Wants to share a cell with Big Bubba.

 

[Alf Hooker]

**** the law