Mouser Watch #2

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I have to say that watching Huddlestone and Livermore dominate Liverpool`s ‘title challenging’ midfield today was an absolute joy to behold.
 
I have to say that watching Huddlestone and Livermore dominate Liverpool`s ‘title challenging’ midfield today was an absolute joy to behold.

Now don't be such a moron, I've heard many things about our midfield but "title challenging" has never been one of them. We'll leave the title challenging for you lot...
 
Tut tut!

After the excess of delusion following last week's heroics, 'Pool have this week resumed normal service.

I understand that this is the first time Hull has ever beaten 'Pool. The Mousers love their history, so that fact will be something to put in their scrapbooks.
 
A tough game for 'Pool, tonight. Not really sure which way this one will go.
 
A tough game for 'Pool, tonight. Not really sure which way this one will go.


Well, in the end, 'Pool managed to scrape a very lucky win. Had it not been for Goofy - their one-man team - I think Norwich could have shaded that.
 
He's not cup-tied for the CL, so a move in January from one of the big boys would make a lot of sense.
 
When they lose their morals and become accepting of a racist, violent cheat. Nah only kidding, clubs don't need scruples these days so long as a player can kick a ball. Most clubs and fans would happily take a resurrected Jimmy Saville in their team so long as he's a good player <whistle>
 
When they lose their morals and become accepting of a racist, violent cheat. Nah only kidding, clubs don't need scruples these days so long as a player can kick a ball. Most clubs and fans would happily take a resurrected Jimmy Saville in their team so long as he's a good player <whistle>

Suarez is better than Jimmy saville
 
On this topic (Goofy, not Jimmy Saville), I note that Roy is already starting to panic by saying that 'Pool is "perfect" for Goofy. Notice how a once-great club like 'Pool has got to be good enough to appease the player, not the other way round - Shankley's ghost will be pulling its hair out.

So, Roy doesn't think that Real Madrid would be just as "perfect" for Goofy? Or PSG? Or any team that is actually going to win something?

Goofy will be looking at Arsenal and saying to himself, "**** me! If I was playing for them boys, we'd walk the league and the CL, plus I'd be able to continue the diving-traditions of Henry and Bergkamp with almost impunity!"

And he'd be right. Ergo, Arsenal would be more "perfect" for Goofy than 'Pool.

Still, if Roy wants to piss all over the once glorious reputation that 'Pool held among Europe's elite clubs by pandering to the inflated ego of one player, and if the Mousers are prepared to have a lot of that piss splash over their shell-suits, that's entirely up to them, I suppose.

I'm thinking, though, that us Spurs fans have more dignity than that.
 
On this topic (Goofy, not Jimmy Saville), I note that Roy is already starting to panic by saying that 'Pool is "perfect" for Goofy. Notice how a once-great club like 'Pool has got to be good enough to appease the player, not the other way round - Shankley's ghost will be pulling its hair out.

So, Roy doesn't think that Real Madrid would be just as "perfect" for Goofy? Or PSG? Or any team that is actually going to win something?

Goofy will be looking at Arsenal and saying to himself, "**** me! If I was playing for them boys, we'd walk the league and the CL, plus I'd be able to continue the diving-traditions of Henry and Bergkamp with almost impunity!"

And he'd be right. Ergo, Arsenal would be more "perfect" for Goofy than 'Pool.

Still, if Roy wants to piss all over the once glorious reputation that 'Pool held among Europe's elite clubs by pandering to the inflated ego of one player, and if the Mousers are prepared to have a lot of that piss splash over their shell-suits, that's entirely up to them, I suppose.

I'm thinking, though, that us Spurs fans have more dignity than that.

With well thought out posts like this, there is no way that you will not finally win the Ballon d'twat award that should have been yours on multiple occassions.

This year is your year!!