I wonder what you are big Audrey, maybe a prick teaser, or else , you are a Dev sympathiser in any case I am sure Dev is delighted with having the like of you for support. I am sure Dev wouldn't have lasted 20 years as a Brit soldier if he wasn't able to defend himself . You mustn't think the army made much of a man of him, or you wouldn't rush to help him .
please log in to view this image **** me I've sussed it. They're all mental cos they're on anabolic steriods
Wonder who the burd in the middle could be. Surely it couldn't be you know who..... please log in to view this image IT IS!!!!!!! IT'S HER please log in to view this image
Without a word of a lie I'm sure she came into a boozer I was in a couple of weeks ago. I was out with a guy I work with and I couldn't stop laughing. I tried to explain why I found it so funny and told him about this thread. He looked at me like I was ****ing mental. I was trying to take a photo of her with my phone to prove this as nobody on here would believe this story. My mate told me to get a grip. She looks better in the photos.
Ive had the same a few times with fiends - who definitely have a similar sense of humour to me - but Ive got them into not606 only for them to beat a hasty retreat
Rocket - the weans have just named one of our new kittens Rocket. I cant look at the wee fluff-ball without seeing a cartoon man in a top hat flying on a pink penis. Been doing this too long !! Anyway, if we get a pumping off of Barcelona Im gonna stick a banger up its arse
Has it taken to sleeping on the feature fireplace and are you considering buying it a wee pair of Ugg boots?
Not yet, but it did try to sell me a motor which was clearly the front of an old Lada welded onto the remains of a written off Kia with a Mercedes badge glued onto the bonnet and six party balloons in the glove compartment for use as airbags.
