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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Not Niall too was it?
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    No mate The Racist doesn't post on the Niall account after 9... He's got wise to it being too obvious.
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Has he got any red and white bars now?
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Oops, that should be red bars shouldn't it.
     
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  5. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    hi everyone
     
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  6. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    repped
     
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  7. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    repped
     
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  8. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Been spreading and repped a few:1980_boogie_down:
     
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  9. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    And a few more
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her scooter and loved to charge around the nursing home,



    taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
    Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
    One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence



    stepped out with his arm outstretched.



    'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a licence for that thing?'



    Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.



    'OK' he said and away Ethel sped down the hall.
    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you proof of insurance?'



    Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
    As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,



    Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.



    'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel,



    'Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again.!!!'
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for super
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    have some replacement rep
    not that his neg rep seems to have affected your score
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Unfortunately he brought a peashooter to a Howitzer fight.
     
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  14. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    silly billy
     
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  15. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    rep for ACS
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Don't know if this will undo Billy's neg, but here's a little something towards it.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Cheers lads.
    I'm outa juice but have my new list and you are on it.
     
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  18. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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  19. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Here's some for you.
     
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