Sorry mate she just peered over my shoulder, tried to stop her <whoops>
Can you ask her where my car keys are? ****ing put them down somewhere can't find them!
Sorry mate she just peered over my shoulder, tried to stop her <whoops>
Can you ask her where my car keys are? ****ing put them down somewhere can't find them!

You saucey minx
Oh I know the letter suggestion was tongue in cheek of course. Just say to them "stop paying that annoying twat Jamie Oliver as our face and I might consider not buying 1000 consoles with my staff discount"

Shoulder? Don't you mean chins?![]()
Can you ask her where my car keys are? ****ing put them down somewhere can't find them!

You saucey minx
Oh I know the letter suggestion was tongue in cheek of course. Just say to them "stop paying that annoying twat Jamie Oliver as our face and I might consider not buying 1000 consoles with my staff discount"


Can you ask her where my car keys are? ****ing put them down somewhere can't find them!

If I could afford 1000 consoles then I wouldn't be working at ****ing Sainsburys
Agree re Jamie Oliver. He's a twat![]()

My chins have reduced, stopped buying crisps, houmous, my nice cheeses, bombay mix, crackers, nuts etc so I cant eat them!
Still have cheese but just with my tea now

She said look in your wallet? Dont know what that means?
How much? ****ing hell you sound like Gerrez with all that food.![]()
You leave Jamie alone! Lovely man.![]()
Leave him alone! Lovely man.
Page can you drop the car off later?

Right that's me g'night.
Someone drop the wife off later but tell her to be quiet coming in.
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!If your wife has a body like that then good job boyo!