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Swords Hoopster.

Swords Hoopster.

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Fellow West London Soccer fans,

I'm afraid I have been evicted from the Big Brother House (aka the QPR Board). I am therefore submitting a request to you, humble and gracious Chelsea supporters, to allow me reside here with you until a suitable time has arisen for me to be repatriated back to W12.

I realise the Diplomatic problems such an arrangement might cause but given the exceptional circumstances (me being banned for attacking a Homophobe), I appeal to your sense of duty to your fellow footie fan who finds himself in the horrible position of being persecuted by his own people.

I trust this application for temporary residence on your Board will be received with good grace and due consideration.

I await your response.

Yours truly,
Swords Hoopster


P.S. I leave you with this quote which I believe is applicable to this situation:

"While every refugee's story is different and their anguish personal, they all share a common thread of uncommon courage – the courage not only to survive, but to persevere and rebuild their shattered lives."
Guterres, Antonio UN High Commissioner for Refugees, 2005-
 
Welcome to the champions board. We had a little bit of banter with some rrrrs after the mike foy match

We have nothing against rangers. We hate spurs Leeds obviously.

And we have been rowing with United plastics since they came on here gloating that Jose was going to their club.
 
London's Only EC Winners said:
Welcome to the champions board. We had a little bit of banter with some rrrrs after the mike foy match We have nothing against rangers. We hate spurs Leeds obviously.And we have been rowing with United plastics since they came on here gloating that Jose was going to their club.
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I thank you for your hospitality. I will pick up on the ins and outs of this place in time. Please persevere with me while I learn the ropes.

Who's the Manager now? Hows Jafa Cake coming along? I must admit I was surprised you hired a fat Spanish waiter to take you to the next level. You must have been trying to appeal to the Latte-sipping crowd on the Continent. I can see the marketing rationale behind it but can he manage a football team?
 
Swords Hoopster. said:
I thank you for your hospitality. I will pick up on the ins and outs of this place in time. Please persevere with me while I learn the ropes.

Who's the Manager now? Hows Jafa Cake coming along? I must admit I was surprised you hired a fat Spanish waiter to take you to the next level. You must have been trying to appeal to the Latte-sipping crowd on the Continent. I can see the marketing rationale behind it but can he manage a football team?
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When we last looked it was the Happy One. The FSW meant the pies and beer being replaced with Paella and Sangria, now more change to Port and Portugese Custard pies, or sometimes a sweet Sherry. Whether he can manage a football team is still anyones guess.
 
SH---I like your little headgear! Very cute! <ok> You've passed the test as far as I'm concerned! Welcome!
 
Swords Hoopster. said:
Hows that one coming along then, Pensioner?
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We are having our ups and downs, but hanging around the top 4 spots. Some of us are just busting to see some of the amazing talent we have signed, but the same old faces ( and I mean old ) are trotted out monotonously. Seems all the young talent is on Loan or playing for the under 10s', running down their contracts before heading off to Galatasary, or Athletico Madrid.
Mata and Luiz, (you made have heard of them) were two very good players, but they have taken up Lawn Bowls for some excitement, in Matas case Petanque, because he's off to PSG in January.
Never a dull moment here, and you're never more than 10 metres from an ex Chelsea manager.
 
Chelsea Pensioner said:
We are having our ups and downs, but hanging around the top 4 spots. Some of us are just busting to see some of the amazing talent we have signed, but the same old faces ( and I mean old ) are trotted out monotonously. Seems all the young talent is on Loan or playing for the under 10s', running down their contracts before heading off to Galatasary, or Athletico Madrid.Mata and Luiz, (you made have heard of them) were two very good players, but they have taken up Lawn Bowls for some excitement, in Matas case Petanque, because he's off to PSG in January.Never a dull moment here, and you're never more than 10 metres from an ex Chelsea manager.
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What's the story with the boy Luiz? I think he's a really good player - ball player I mean -but he's never in a million years a Center-half.

Can't you play him further up the field?
 
Swords Hoopster. said:
You missed it?!!!! It was you wot started it!!

Remember the Poppy thread? You and Fingi had gotten into a slight scrape, then you left and all hell broke loose.

They fitted me up with some trumped up charge of personal abuse or summat. I'm boycotting the Board in protest.
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I didn't see it. What happened?
 
rangercol said:
I didn't see it. What happened?
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Some Sunderland fan came in shouting the odds and old Sheff lost the head a bit too. It was all a bit of a mess to be honest. But as usual, there's only one cu*t banned!

These Chelsea boys don't seem too pushed with my cause though. Their reception has been lukewarm, if that.

What was the name of that Chelsea fan who used to always post on our Board?
 
Swords Hoopster. said:
Some Sunderland fan came in shouting the odds and old Sheff lost the head a bit too. It was all a bit of a mess to be honest. But as usual, there's only one cu*t banned!

These Chelsea boys don't seem too pushed with my cause though. Their reception has been lukewarm, if that.

What was the name of that Chelsea fan who used to always post on our Board?
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District Line?
 
I see the attention-seeking WUM has returned to his natural home and yes, you do have to like John Terry on here so you'll be right at home...
 
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