Funny as ****

Alright boys and girls, now IS a bit pissed but heard somethinf that almost made me piss masel down the pub tonihjt.

Was talking to a lass who works at A&e, RVI , WAS A LASS TOOK IN THERE THE DAY WI A dildo stuck up her arsehole, diddling away to her hearts content and the wee ****er just slipped strayt in.
She had to gan on the bus with it buzzin away coz nee one to tack her threr and the best bit is, they hadd to let battry run down till thy goy it out, ny ****in sides are splitting at this, i m in agony god, can you imagine that crazy womam.

sitting ther buzzin like a bee hive cant stop lafging, god pist and our lass chowin on syop you clickin , clickin on all ****in day man.

NEE cHance off some much tonighr then myigh as well **** off to the spare room,

Lebisina. WOMam. Allthey giveIs heartbreAk. xxxx

 

sHer still ****ing Chowin on now, sdpo you ****in clikkin thet keybord man, clikin allfuckin day, whish shed gan te **** lebien swime. sPREROOM THE NYT ME REKINS,

 

The Sunderland forum has reached a new low with this thread.

 

Just aswell i nit drivin eh? ****in mag birds, wish you curd here hre, i off to bed.

 

still truing to figure out what the **** you wrote mate,

but it sounds funny, did she have a smile on her face...

 

Well, I bet he has one hell of a hangover today.

 

Height of pissedness I think.

Would love to be a fly on the wall when he realises what he did on here -at least half of is it unintelligible.

 

For someone who has obviously drunk so much, that was not a bad attempt at hand/eye co-ordination!

Related to any of these by any chance?

 

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Did you understand it? think the lads a bit tired and confused.

 

Its the 4 kisses at the end that get me

 

That and Lebisina. WOMam. - oh, Chunky my friend, you may have given me my new sig line

Bookmarked for sure.

 

I think Chunky originates from the darkside. I can't understand a word he's saying

Funny though

 

I've just woken up feeling a bit tender from last nights consumption.

This article has made me feel better though, Chunky must be feeling a lot worse than me today!!

 

Strangely, my browser didn't offer to auto translate that first post? It might be funny in English.

 

Wonder what Mrs Chunckies thoughts are?

 

Don't know but she's obviously multi-lingual....

 

Morning all, just read that back, I sound like the copper from Alo, Alo.

Fresh head but full of cold.

 

Morning Chunky.

Can we have the English version of events please? lol

 

Lmfao....cheers chunky with all the doom n gloom on here lately, this has cheered me up no end. Funny as ****. Looks like the txts I send to me lass when I want picking up from the pub!!!