Funny as ****

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Alright boys and girls, now IS a bit pissed but heard somethinf that almost made me piss masel down the pub tonihjt.

Was talking to a lass who works at A&e, RVI , WAS A LASS TOOK IN THERE THE DAY WI A dildo stuck up her arsehole, diddling away to her hearts content and the wee ****er just slipped strayt in.
She had to gan on the bus with it buzzin away coz nee one to tack her threr and the best bit is, they hadd to let battry run down till thy goy it out, ny ****in sides are splitting at this, i m in agony god, can you imagine that crazy womam.

sitting ther buzzin like a bee hive cant stop lafging, god pist and our lass chowin on syop you clickin , clickin on all ****in day man.

NEE cHance off some much tonighr then myigh as well **** off to the spare room,

Lebisina. WOMam. Allthey giveIs heartbreAk. xxxx
 
sHer still ****ing Chowin on now, sdpo you ****in clikkin thet keybord man, clikin allfuckin day, whish shed gan te **** lebien swime. sPREROOM THE NYT ME REKINS,
 
Just aswell i nit drivin eh? ****in mag birds, wish you curd here hre, i off to bed.
 
still truing to figure out what the **** you wrote mate,

but it sounds funny, did she have a smile on her face...
 
Chappaz said:
The Sunderland forum has reached a new low with this thread.
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Height of pissedness I think.

Would love to be a fly on the wall when he realises what he did on here -at least half of is it unintelligible.
 
For someone who has obviously drunk so much, that was not a bad attempt at hand/eye co-ordination!

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That and Lebisina. WOMam. - oh, Chunky my friend, you may have given me my new sig line <laugh>

Bookmarked for sure. <ok>
 
I've just woken up feeling a bit tender from last nights consumption.

This article has made me feel better though, Chunky must be feeling a lot worse than me today!! <ok> <laugh>
 
Morning all, just read that back, I sound like the copper from Alo, Alo.

Fresh head but full of cold.
 
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