Rabbits would have a good chance if they sent this ****er into battle. please log in to view this image
The Lyre bird will piss on everything else, when in trouble it will just send out a call for other species to attack it's aggressor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
I can't open links at work, is it the one where it impersonates a bloke with a saw chopping a tree down?