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Ultimate Animal War

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  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    If one of every Animal was gathered together (including a human, unarmed) and made to fight to the death, who would be the ultimate champion?
     
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    The dung beetle.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

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    The cockroach.

    Even nuclear bombs can't kill the bastards!
     
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    The honey badger
     
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  5. Erik

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    A good shout. <ok>
     
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    The Bearded Clam?
     
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    <doh>
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Also, it depends where you have to fight.

    It would be exhaustive and lengthy but I'd like to think I could get the better of a blue whale on land. In water I'd be ****ed.
     
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  9. Erik

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    I thought of that, but I guess it would be on land. Cetaceans and Fish are screwed.
     
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    Depends on the arena. In a jungle, my money would be on a tiger:



    In the open, I reckon Polar Bear:

     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    Why did you delete the picture of the elephant?

    ps Ignore that. **** knows what's going on. One minute it's there, the next it's gone, then it's back again.
     
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  13. Erik

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    <laugh>
     
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    Remarkable similarity!
     
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    <ok>
     
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    No manouevrability on the ground :emoticon-0149-no:
     
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    Hash. pure daycent

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    snake wins

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  18. Erik

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    Not when this bastard gets there:

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    Not bad on the ground but terrifying from the air.

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    <laugh>
     
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