Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

[DannyBangsAlot]

You can't mingle pedro!!!

We go places and ****ing hate people before we've met them.

You know what your getting here, a pussy patrol, sweat box, a Doogle story once a month saying that has he popped up with a story yet?

 

[Shinycitylad7]

ah that is indeed the life....


nah last I heard from him was when he skyped me to get on the ps3

 

[DannyBangsAlot]

You getting the new sweater?

 

[Shinycitylad7]

Getting the ps4

 

[RedorDead]

What ****ing language are you two talking in?

 

[Shinycitylad7]

What ****ing language are you two talking in?

Never you mind

 

[superred64]

What letting agent were you offered a start at shiny?

 

[Shinycitylad7]

What letting agent were you offered a start at shiny?

Didn't know the name of the company, I applied for a trainee letting negotiator on this agency website. It was a permanent job and she rang me up saying I had passed the online stage and telephone interview but because I didn't have a car I wasn't able to take the offer

 

[Shinycitylad7]

Think that was the last job ive applied for as well. Paid the final part of my Canada trip shortly after and not bothered looking for one since... Just waiting until April

 

[RedorDead]

Poor Alice, going to get a good lashing with her new room mates

 

[Shinycitylad7]

Poor Alice, going to get a good lashing with her new room mates

bet they don't show that!

 

[RedorDead]

No the selfish bastards, I wanted some dyke to use the hairbrush on her, that would get the ratings up

 

[Shinycitylad7]

No the selfish bastards, I wanted some dyke to use the hairbrush on her, that would get the ratings up

They should of chucked Lauren branning in with her and a couple of strap ons..... Bedroom door would be locked, sock in hand and set for the night

 

[DannyBangsAlot]

Alice and Lauren I'd give up my left ball to be part of that!

 

[DannyBangsAlot]

They should of chucked Lauren branning in with her and a couple of strap ons..... Bedroom door would be locked, sock in hand and set for the night

Mum: Brett want any dinner?

You: **** off!!!! It's my special time

 

[RedorDead]

If you was in it, you would cum before you flop it out you stick with Lanny mate

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

wash your mouth out Brett (cos its tigers turn!)

You can tell that wasn't me as I would have spelt "you're" correctly

umm, sorry shiny but "wash your mouth out" is spelt correct so massive is correct.
if you think its "you're" then you would be wrong unless you think it should be "wash you are mouth out"

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I really want that car...... like really really want it

One of these

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go to canada, you will only go a smash up another car

 

[DannyBangsAlot]

If you was in it, you would cum before you flop it out you stick with Lanny mate

I'd be happy to make it that far!

Who's lanny?

 

[DannyBangsAlot]

go to canada, you will only go a smash up another car

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