Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

Me v Sky = one winner and that's ME new 2Tb wifi box coming next Sunday with a full service on the old box with a discount and no set up cost

 

Did you ring up and threaten to change

 

No we don't have that option over here, no optic cabling here

But I just hounded them telling them it's not fair new customers get this and that and I get **** all

 

You cant change from sky to something else???

 

Nope and to make matters worse my Ariel is ****ed so I can't even get normal TV. I'm ok on heights but fell off a ladder once so I don't like going up them to fix it

 

you sound like Rod Hull ..... infact you look like him too

 

You sound like Jimmy Seville when you're grooming Benjamming

 

do you still splash some all over and put some talcum on your Malcolm before chatting up the barmaid down the Miners Arms?

"Bristol Born and Red"

 

[video=youtube;z9Uz1icjwrM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM[/video]

 

Hands who heard Eddy tweet 20man

 

I heard your missus tweet

 

I heard it and i stick by said tweet

 

I heard it and i stick by said tweet

 

Yep my daughter thinks she's going to marry him, with her double barrelled name and his she won't be able to fit her name on her credit card

 

No offense here ROD but I would imagine JET would destroy her saying that his moves in the bedroom are like the ones on the pitch. He'll leave you waiting for 85 minutes, then completely **** you over for 5 minutes and leave you screaming.

 

**** me you can't say that Brett, his daughter is only is only 7, and i suppose you'd pin a badge on after saying 'Brett has fixed it for you'

(offence)

 

Is she I thought he said she was 17/18

Sorry rod you have every right to be offended

 

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She knows the rules no kissing till she's 18 then nothing else till marriage. It is funny at the moment if she likes some boy she gets her mum to speak to me first

 

i used that excuse once in front of a judge but it didnt work

 

I'm winning until the next poster