A London lawyer ran a stop sign in Glasgow and was pulled over by a local copper. He thought that he was smarter than the cop because he was a lawyer from LONDON and was certain that he had had a better education than any Jock cop. He decided to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop's expense!! Glasgow cop, " Licence and registration, please." London Lawyer, "What for?" Glasgow cop, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Glasgow cop, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please" London Lawyer, "What's the difference?" Glasgow cop, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!" London Lawyer, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Glasgow cop, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London Lawyer got out of his vehicle. The Glasgow cop took out his baton and began to beat the lawyer and then said, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"
