The last couple of pages on here have been even more unintelligible than usual. I think I've divined through all the nonsensical stuff that it appears to be the Doc's birthday, so- Happy Birthday mate. What the rest was about is beyond me.
I have a dog and about fifteen fish, they are equivalent of a child The unborn child is already getting more attention than the rest of us
You telling me how to suck eggs? I've been there twice already, I know I'm living in Coventry for the next eighteen months
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
Sigh, those were the days How did the scan go (think you mentioned it was this morn)? Why you moving to Coventry?
Phew, hard work. Little one just did a huge **** as we were finishing our dinner, Mrs sorted her out though #itsmybirthday #cantstandinbabychangingroomswithbadleg
Yeah, I had to ask him what you were on about, didnt know they make you repeat yourself! I love cucumber too But had to ask him what you were on about, didnt know they make you repeat yourself!
