Husband finishes reading the book 'Be the man of your house' and says to the wife 'From now on my word is Law. YOU will prepare me a gourmet meal 2nite with a sumptuous dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want. YOU will bathe me as I relax, towel me dry then massage my feet and back. Then 2morrow guess who will dress me and comb my hair?' Wife says 'The ****ing funeral director would be my first guess.
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