I thought this was going to be a follow on from when next door neighbour's cat shat in my pot of mince and I had to throw half of it away.
You only threw half of it away?
Personally, I would never eat mince again.
That is kind of the whole joke mate, of course if that did happen you would throw it all away!!!
Depends how much trouble you'd gone to preparing the meal in the first place.
Well, mince is pretty easy, so easy in fact, that I can make it.
Is this your coming out thread?
Nope, but I can guess the shapes and sizes that have come out of your blurt though.