I recently read about the 'eruv' which is the biggest kop out ever.
On the Sabbath or religious holidays, there are some things that Jews are only allowed to do indoors. To circumvent this, some Jewish communities enclose large areas of their neighbourhood with in a big rope. Everything within the rope counts are 'the courtyard' and is technically indoors.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv
Maybe you should speak to the local rabbi and see if you can put a rope round Celtic Park and let this boy play.
Even better idea, give the GB enough rope and maybe they will hang themselves.
