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  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Rep for the masses!
     
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  2. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Morning rep fans!
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    good evening all
    rep later
    possible joke first
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles.


    Sid asks Al, "Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"


    Al replies, "I don't know; let's ask our waiter."


    When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"


    The waiter says, "I don't know, Señor, I ask the cook."


    He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says,

    "No, Señor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."


    Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"


    The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos', replies,

    "I check once again, Señor."


    While the waiter is away, Sid says,

    "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico.

    Our people are scattered everywhere."


    The waiter returns and says,

    "Señor, the head cook say there is no Mexican Jews."


    Al asks, "Are you certain? I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews."


    The exasperated waiter says, "Señor, I ask EVERYONE...
    All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews and Tomato Jews."
     
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  5. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    Morning all, repped back to where I could, to people I didn't get on the 'Pool board last couple of days.

    Have a good 'un ;)
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I was gunna make you a millionaire archie
    but it seems
    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

    will try again later
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bald Archie again.
     
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  8. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  9. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    all repped

     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    <cheers> lamballana.

    Afraid it's a case of .............................. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to lamballana again.
     
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  11. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    No worries AB!
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    As soon as I can. <ok>
     
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  13. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    Repped...
     
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  14. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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  15. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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  16. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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  17. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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  18. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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  19. Wooperts_duck

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    Rep for Archie
     
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  20. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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