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As much as I hate the way players are held up as some kind of role model, and think we should be judging them on ability alone, I can't help but be dissapointed in the whole Giggs thing.
It shouldn't matter, I don't care about his private life, but somehow it still colours how I view him now.
 
Hi Beefy, you know what, try as i may, i still cant work out what it is i love about you. Obnoxious, self centered, (or should that be soft centered),a ledgend in your own mind, but at the same time warm and caring.
It's common knowledge that the average depth of the female vagina is 9",the average length of the male penis is 7", which means that in Norwich there's about 4 miles of unused ####, i would hazzard a guess that you are 5'-6" of it, and if you say your taller then your a bigger #### than i thought you were!!.
 
monarch said:
Hi Beefy, you know what, try as i may, i still cant work out what it is i love about you. Obnoxious, self centered, (or should that be soft centered),a ledgend in your own mind, but at the same time warm and caring.
It's common knowledge that the average depth of the female vagina is 9",the average length of the male penis is 7", which means that in Norwich there's about 4 miles of unused ####, i would hazzard a guess that you are 5'-6" of it, and if you say your taller then your a bigger #### than i thought you were!!.
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Monarch is talking about my cock, we are in new and dangerous territory

I'd hate to see your wife's face when you walk in the room with a tape measure.
 
Beefforhire-NCFC said:
Why do they always do it? Now we're in the prem will our players start shagging around? Does it just go with the territory in the prem!?
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Well apparently most of the team were at a new club Tao in Norwich a week or so ago, and a friend of mine who works there (she is a topless model) came away with Andrew Surman's number (and a couple of others she couldn't remember enough of for us to identify (she's not a football person)). Anyone know whether Surman has a partner or not?

You've got to love a good gossip!
 
God!!! Can a man not have an after lunch nap without awakening to this sort of behavior in a place of social gathering? Now come along children and play nicely or PC will lose his licence
 
Which part of the posting did'nt you like then Beefy, the first part i made up or the second honest part????.


But just to show no hard feelings, if you and your Mrs.Beef fancy a break in Spain, get a flight from Stansted -- Murcia, i will pick you up,you can have my small Villa for a week free of charge. Hows that?. You just buy the beers. And if your really good i may even take you back to the airport.
 
monarch said:
Which part of the posting did'nt you like then Beefy, the first part i made up or the second honest part????.


But just to show no hard feelings, if you and your Mrs.Beef fancy a break in Spain, get a flight from Stansted -- Murcia, i will pick you up,you can have my small Villa for a week free of charge. Hows that?. You just buy the beers. And if your really good i may even take you back to the airport.
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I'm confused and freaked out
 
Monarch why don't you clear off back to the Colchester board, you're obviously not welcome over here any more and if you're getting angry then it might be time to leave.

Have some respect for Dave too, he's got a job to do and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.
 
Have every respect for C.Dave, cant make up my mind about you and why you are involving yourself in something that has absolutely nothing to do with you,so why not wind your neck in sunshine.
I suggest you go back through the postings on this thread,you might see that i was responding to a posting by Beefy (who again i respect as someone who can give and take banter).

I'm off now to Mazarrons last game of the season,few beers and a free paella, enjoy the rest of the evening.
 
What time does the bar open? I'm gasping for a cold one, revision is killing me!
 
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