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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    The
    Blue Pigeon.

    The
    Mayor of London was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
    the City Centre


    He
    could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of London
    was full of pigeon poop, the people of London could not walk on
    the pavements, or drive on the roads.

    It
    was costing a fortune to keep the streets and pavements
    clean.

    One
    day a man came to the Town Hall and offered the Mayor a
    proposition.

    'I
    can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to
    the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any
    questions.


    Or,
    you can pay me one million pounds to ask one
    question.'
    The
    mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free
    proposition.

    The
    next day the man climbed to the top of the
    Nelson's Column, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and
    flew up into the bright blue London
    sky.

    All
    the pigeons in London saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in
    the air behind the bird. The London pigeons followed
    the blue pigeon as she flew eastwards out of the
    city.

    The
    next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man on top of
    Nelson's Column
    The
    Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had
    performed a wonderful miraculous service to rid London of the
    plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged
    nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million pounds and
    told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though
    they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he
    decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE
    question.

    The
    man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE
    question.
    The
    mayor asked:
    'Do
    you have a blue Muslim ??
     
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  2. ristac

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    Morning all
     
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  3. tomw24

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    Morning everyone.
     
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  4. tomw24

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    Rep for Hornette.
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    kiwi repped
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    repped
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    evening rep for super
     
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  8. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    kiwi <party>
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    hard to find 10 tonight
    got there in the end
    even visited the Liverpool reppers
    still tomorrow should be a piece of piss
     
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  11. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    I know the feeling have spread myself about!
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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  13. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    rep...
     
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  20. Wooperts_duck

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    Cheers for rep, which is duly returned <ok>
     
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