Morgan Schneiderlin is the outfield goalkeeper. No, seriously, he is. It used to be Frazer, then Morgan.
As DTLW said, Morgan is our outfield keeper ... so good he can even save Rickie's free kicks! [video=youtube;MHc7h5s-8F4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHc7h5s-8F4[/video]
Tough being a gaffer...reading out the teamsheet with all those pleading eyes looking at you...like kicking kittens. I'm sure he will start, but this must be the first game for a while where Rickie has a bead of sweat on his brow.
I think you just pin the team sheet on the notice board when no-one's around, then walk away whistling.