A husband said to his wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.'
I know boring old fart. Could be worse Shako we could be run by an Ugly looking Ginger haired ****er whos an ex Shammer
Deffo a better man than Hunter who yet again is waiting in the bushes ready to pounce please log in to view this image
FFS Get me to bite then piss off leave me talking to my ****ing self please log in to view this image
Probaly hit 35c tomorrow,where I live it never gets to mental temps tho,been inland in summer,40c+!!!!!
Were off to tarifa on saturday,southern tip of spain,where the med meets the atlantic,amazing place,beautiful beaches and views of the scumhole that is morocco.
Had an eventful day. Car has been burning oil for a while, cam belt was overdue for change, and on the way back from the Leicester game the accelerator was sticking while engine idling. In the garage today got a call and it's ****ed and not worth fixing (8 year old mondeo). So off we go to buy a new one and I fancy a focus, so arrive at benfield ford and the cheeky Cnut only tries to sell me a red fooker. Tell the mrs we aren't having a red car, just like never having a sharp tv or any aig insurance. Well this cost me £500 as red was the only colour you get at base price. Mrs just doesn't understand but we collect our panther black focus st two weeks today.
Off to palma,Mallorca on 7/9 for a week. Those free flight vouchers were burning a hole in my pocket.
