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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Morning AB. Just off to a cricket tournament so going to miss a big day at Durham.
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    goad evening to you ab
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    <cheers> kiwi, got to spread or you.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kiwiqpr again.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Yes, another big day up here. Met quite a few guys on Friday from your neck of the woods. A lot from Reading too. All a great bunch of guys.
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
    The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
    Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
    The woman said, "That's okay."
    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
    The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
    The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!


    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
    The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
    The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!


    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

    Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.






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    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..

    Moral of the story: Women are not really smart, they just think they are.
    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
















    PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Very rep worthy, rep when able.
     
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  7. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Rep
     
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  8. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Rep
     
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  9. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Repped back
     
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  10. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Repped
     
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  11. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    It's 17 - 16 to you Vic. I think I'll bring on some subs later in an attempt to equalise.
     
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  12. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    Definitely Sado hoops.
     
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  13. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Rep dished
     
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  14. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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  15. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Repped at the Wycombe branch
     
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  16. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member
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    Repped.
     
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  17. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    10 repped at the nest :)

    Have a good one <ok>
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    oooo I feel dirty.
     
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  20. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    repped
     
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